The Republic of Glasgow Games is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its burgeoning hawk population. The hard-working, cynical population of 4.533 billion Glasgow Gamesians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.9%.

The very strong Glasgow Gamesian economy, worth 321 trillion rubledollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 70,932 rubledollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 222,789 per year while the poor average 17,292, a ratio of 12.9 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Glasgow Games's national animal is the hawk, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Glasgow Games is ranked 217,689^th in the world and 5,994^th in Suspicious for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 259.19 on the Gilded Widget Scale.